Greta Thunberg Sails Into Gaza On Superyacht To Lecture Militants About Carbon Emissions
GAZA — Climate activist Greta Thunberg has docked her borrowed luxury superyacht off the Gaza coast, declaring she has come to “shame the militants into going green.”
Witnesses say Thunberg stood proudly on the yacht’s marble deck, sipping sparkling water and condemning both sides of the conflict for “choosing fossil fuels over feelings.”
“Every rocket you fire releases carbon dioxide. This is a war crime against the atmosphere,” she shouted, before being ushered back inside to enjoy a catered vegan brunch.
Her team confirmed the trip was “zero emissions,” aside from the diesel backup engines, the helicopter pad, and the yacht’s six onboard jacuzzis.
