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Local Man Announces Departure From Social Media, Sticks Around to Check Who Reacted

Leonard Cluckens

14 Sep 2025 — 1 min read

Local man Bryan Keller announced in a dramatic Facebook post that he was “logging off for good” to reclaim his peace of mind. The post—complete with a blurry sunset photo and the caption “Sometimes you have to lose Wi-Fi to find yourself”—racked up 14 likes and one “so brave” comment.

But just two hours later, Keller was spotted on Reddit, arguing about the best way to pronounce “gyro” and scrolling through r/AmITheAsshole.

Friends report this is his fourth “farewell to Facebook” post this year. Experts predict a triumphant comeback post entitled “I Missed You Guys So Much ❤️” by next Thursday.

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