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Trump Links Autism to Tylenol - Orders Nationwide Cabinet Raids

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning health initiative, former and possibly future President Donald Trump has declared war on America’s most beloved headache pill, announcing that Tylenol is “probably worse than China” and must be purged from every household where a woman might be pregnant, thinking about being pregnant,

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Woman Buys $80 Stanley Cup To Help Her Drink The Same Water She Ignored In A Free Plastic Bottle

In a bold financial move, local woman Amanda Peters purchased a limited-edition Stanley Cup for $80, explaining that this would finally motivate her to drink water — unlike the countless free bottles, tumblers, and coffee mugs already rotting in her kitchen cabinet. “I just couldn’t hydrate with those,” Peters said,