Woman Buys $80 Stanley Cup To Help Her Drink The Same Water She Ignored In A Free Plastic Bottle
In a bold financial move, local woman Amanda Peters purchased a limited-edition Stanley Cup for $80, explaining that this would finally motivate her to drink water — unlike the countless free bottles, tumblers, and coffee mugs already rotting in her kitchen cabinet.
“I just couldn’t hydrate with those,” Peters said, unscrewing her brand-new pastel pink cup, identical to the other 14 pastel cups in the store. “This one has a handle. You can’t expect me to drink from a bottle without a handle like some kind of savage.”
Friends report Peters has so far filled the cup once, left it on her car roof, and is already browsing Instagram for the next limited edition color drop.
